The new chapter has a 3.26 cumulative GPA, and its members are involved in a variety of extracurricular pursuits. Athletically the chapter is proud to boast varsity scholar athletes in football and golf, as well as numerous high school letter winners. The chapter has outstanding involvement in academic and leadership organizations, including Air Force and Marine ROTC, ASWSU, WSU Student Alumni Connection, Alpha Kappa Psi Business Fraternity, National Society of Business Scholars, WSU Young Democrats, WSU Crimson Revue, WSU Show Choir, WSU Cable 8, and WKUGR. Other chapter members include a volunteer for the Pullman Fire Department, USMC Outstanding Athlete, WSU student lobbyist, an owner of one acre of property on the moon, and a fourth-generation bee keeper.
There has just GOT to be a joke somewhere about those last two "accomplishments".
